18 responses to “Spoof school newsletter


  2. This made me giggle, lots. Too close to the bone for some maybe?! 😉

  3. Brilliant, just brilliant.

  4. ha ha I bloody dread the school newsletter! xxx

  5. Hehehe. I always panic when I get a school letter. It’s usually got one of the above in it!

  6. This really made me laugh and I don’t have kids but heard plenty of angst from pals about primary school newsletters…. I look forward to reading the next instalment 🙂 love bec xx

  7. Thank goodness I’m childless, I hear lots of this from friends!

  8. haha..great post! I don’t even know what Pony trainers are – clearly my kids are in for it!

  9. You’ve stolen one from my kid’s book bag haven’t you? Love the school newsletters sooooo much! 😉

  10. This really made me chuckle 🙂

  11. Ha ha ha I love this. You did forget the exclusive bitch-mother club meeting, 4×4 support group-how do you park and is that a chocolate biscuit in their lunch box saga 😉

  12. Ha ha, love this. Ours isn’t too bad, although they did have 3 non uniform days last full term.

  13. Hilarious! Our whole school fits into the jumble sale ‘we know how poor you are’ mould, but this still cracked me up 🙂

  14. I love dress as a book character day. 12 Batman, 14 Disney Princesses, Ronaldo, Wally, a Hungry Caterpillar and the mystery child who always has a paper plate and is based on a book only his Mother and the author have read.

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